Crisis Director: We may have lost the keys to the handcuffs. But it’s okay. My grandpa sells handcuffs.
“Would the chair be amenable to one more statement?”
“Sure. Go ahead.”
“This resolution is like a real boob. It’s well-structured, and…”
“Nope. Nope. Please sit down. That’s inappropriate.”
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Shot glasses: $5 each, 2-for-$8
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The P5 (ranked…with France last)
ChoMUN: A Bigger Crisis Than Your Drinking Problem
And our shirts will help you explain just what it is that you deal with as a crisis delegate!
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Staffer: Ugh, I just can’t think of anything racist right now!
Alas! Chair of The Great General Staff of the Kingdom of Prussia Katie Hough and Chair the Council of Ministers of Vittorio Emanuele II Michelle Musielewicz reveal the cool aspects of their committees.
Michelle and Katie,
Why should a delegate want to be on your committee instead of other ChoMUN committees?
Michelle: War. Creating a country. Excommunication. Chair from the hood. What could be better? The Unification of Italy has all the elements that make crisis committees fun and engaging for delegates as well as the coolest staff. Most committees just have a King OR a Pope OR a war OR some crazy rogue soldier, but the Italian Unification has every crisis character imaginable, complete with every insane crisis a delegate could dream of. Plus we get to dress up in funny costumes, make fun of Austrians/French/Prussians, and possibly kill off a few people. What other committee represents ChoMUN so well?
Katie: France thought the Austro-Prussian war would damage Prussia so much it would lose its chance at Great Power status. Instead they beat Austria in 7 weeks. Clearly this committee is full of badasses. Continue reading
Some delegate tried to buy a ChoMUN t-shirt off our USG Disha.
Rule #1: You do not hit on your USG.
Rule #2: You do NOT hit on your USG.
Rule #3: You do not hit on your USG.
Must I repeat myself?
“Thanks for being my prostitute.”
“Oh no problem!”
During the Q&A session for the Director of Intelligence, for the JCC: Operation Iraqi Freedom, the final question was ”How does one receive the phone number of the staffer?”
Abashed staffer walks away.
Rule #1: You do not hit on your staffer in committee.
Rule #2: You do NOT hit on your staffer IN committee.
Rule #3: You do not hit on your staffer in committee.
Delegate 1: ”How is your bowel movement?”
Delegate 2: “Great.”